My most embarrassing moment ever... Is yours worse?

So it happened just yesterday in my maths exam. There are about 200 people in my year in this exam. So the test was going on for about 40 minutes now and the thing is ever from the start I needed a poo but gambled that I could go through an hour keeping it in ( I know it was dumb). So I was in this test( Wuxi I've almost certainly failed in) clenching my buttocks trying to hold the poo in. I was sitting there squirming ( trying to not make noise though as the room ( hall) was so quite you could here a pin drop. And all of a sudden ii looked up to see my friend pulling a stupid face at me. Uncontrollably I burst out laughing and made a massive loud fart as I laughed ( and onto of that the poo came out which you could here as it was wet). The whole room looked back at me and I was sitting there in my poo which had now stunk people around me who were laughing and holding the noses. I just wanted - still do, to die...... After that the examiner walked up to me and told me to get out of the room so I stood up clenched my bum hands in my pockets trying to hold the poo in so it wouldn't fall out... This was he'll but apparently this wasn't enough as abit of my poo fell down my trouser leg on the floor. I kept walking and finally got out of there, the room was just full of my once so called friends and classmates holding there noses and laughing out loud at my misfortune( to say the least).... I can't go back to school after this... Everybody has posted comment to my Facebook page and some idiot even posted a picture of my poo that fell out in the room.... Everybody is just bullying me and I think I'm going to kill myself or move school at the very least...